As of late, it seems that everyone is coming down with some kind of mystery illness or another. From massive migraines to gastrointestinal discomfort to annoying colds that seem to be chronic to the point of being perpetual, there seems to be an endless reservoir of diseases to catch and spread in the "post-pandemic" era. This, of course, has got some of the most aggrieved by the rotten luck of continually catching these "post-pandemic" mystery illnesses asking those of us that, for some strange reason or another, rarely get sick to impart unto them the wealth of our secrets for avoiding illness so that they too may benefit from our health hacks and save themselves from the utter misery of constantly suffering from one ailment or another in this "post-COVID" era that the vast majority of us are presently living in.
Well, lucky for you dear reader, here at SOMBERAMARATH we bow to no master and we are not owned by any political party or corporate overlord. Thus, we can take full advantage of the freedom afford to us by the constitution of these United States of America to speak truth directly to the masses via the great equalizer that is the internet. As such, in this article we will provide you with the one health hack that neither the politicians looking down their entitled noses at you from their cushy taxpayer funded jobs on Capitol Hill nor their Big Pharma enriched corporate overlords want you to know. This information has the potential to save you from the unneeded vexing health complications and could potentially save you from financial ruin. Big Pharma and their puppet politicians do not want you to know this simple hack because it would cost them millions in the unwarranted revenue that they are currently making from your pain and suffering.
So, what is this amazing health hack? Well, here it is. Dear reader, all you have to do is WEAR A FUCKING RESPIRATOR! WEAR AN N95, STUPID! IT HAS BEEN NEARLY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OF PANDEMIC. NONE OF YOU CAN SAY THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE TO AVOID INFECTIONS ACQUIRED THROUGH THE RESPIRATORY PASSAGES AT THIS POINT. STUDY AFTER STUDY HAS PROVEN BEYOND A SHADOW OF DOUBT THAT RESPIRATORS OFFER NEARLY PERFECT PROTECTION FROM COVID, FLU, RSV, MPOX, AND OTHER ILLNESS ACQUIRED VIA RESPIRATORY PASSAGES WHEN WORN CORRECTLY! AT THIS POINT, IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS IT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN ACTIVELY WORKING TO AVOID DIGESTING THIS READILY AVAILABLE AND PREVALENT INFORMATION. WHILE IGNORANCE MIGHT BE BLISS, AT LEAST FOR A SHORT TIME, EVENTUALLY THE WEIGHT OF REALITY WILL ALWAYS CATCH UP TO YOU AND YOUR COWARDICE. SO, STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS AND PUT ON A DAMN RESPIRATOR!
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